timeformoriar-tea:

equestrianfangirlswag:

christmas-boners:

spockcicles:

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

accurate description ^ 

If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business.

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

Ed Sheeran | Multiply 
megachum:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

megachum:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

Lay with me so it doesn’t hurt.

gingerbrownies:

The real difference between cats & dogs

gingerbrownies:

The real difference between cats & dogs

them-witches:

we are living in an age of wonder and miracles, my friends